Potato Chip Eating Contest

*EDIT* Apologies for the technical difficulties, I don't have the right permissions to share the youtube video, so you have to log into a youtube account to watch. Which I do appreciate for my future public office runs, but lessens the "let's all laugh at me together" fun. *

Note the differing strategies here: chipmunk, standard, and cheater.

This is now the 2nd time I've gotten into an eating contest and realized it was about speed, not quantity. Oh, and no hands. Fail!